It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
"YouTube Rewind: What Does the 2013 Say?"
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Goodness knows the wicked die alone.
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you